As I prepare for my trip to Seattle, I asked Chap GPT to list 10 funny and ridiculous things you don’t pack on a flight.
A full-size kitchen sink
Because you never know when you might need to wash some dishes mid-flight.
A live chicken
Because who doesn’t want to enjoy fresh eggs for breakfast while on the go?
A pogo stick
for some in-flight exercise and entertainment.
A watermelon
Because it’s important to stay hydrated, and what better way than with a juicy watermelon?
A snorkeling set
Just in case the plane lands in the ocean and you need to explore the underwater world.
A giant inflatable unicorn
Because who wouldn’t want to ride a magical unicorn through the skies?
A full-sized Christmas tree
For those who just can’t wait for the holidays to start.
A suitcase filled with rocks
To work on your strength training while in transit.
A live octopus
For those who want to make their own sushi on the plane.
A flamethrower
Because why not? It’s not like there are any rules against it, right?
(Note: Do not actually attempt to bring a flamethrower on a flight, as it is highly dangerous and prohibited.)
